Austria escapes the White Winter, Italy does not.
Austria escapes the White Winter, Italy does not.
Austria escapes the White Winter, Italy does not.
6. Mad Men is overrated.
5. Seinfeld is overrated.
4. Celsius is okay if you are a bunch of water, but for weather purposes, Fahrenheit is waaay superior. 100=too hot, 0=too cold. So easy.
3. Cheese disgusts me and always has.
2. I don’t believe in bread. I think we should get rid of it. We’ve already perfected tortillas, why keep bread around?
This is a list of the best foods in the world: 1. Burritos 2. See #1
My spell check has a ‘guess’ function. Why in the world would my spell check have a ‘guess’ function?
Martin Shkreli looks like a wedgie feels. #martinshkrelijokes
Hotel California would let @MartinSkhreli leave. #martinshkrelijokes