This is the worst collection of inability & ignorance ever gathered at the White House-with the exception of when the Brits burned it down.
Do you think it’s a coincidence that “Alt-Right” rhymes with “Halt! Reich!”?
Why hasn’t anyone in the media found Trump’s almanac from the future yet? Doc, Marty, we need you!
Where’s Trump’s college diploma? Why won’t he say “Radical White Nationalists”? What proof do we have he’s Christian? Where are his taxes??
We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity,…
Given that this is the darkest timeline, I’ve decided to grow a van Dyck beard
One positive thing I will do is register as a Republican and vote for the least crazy person every primary.
Oh the bright side, when sea levels rise, there will be less of Florida.
We had an Arab Spring, the world is now experiencing a White Winter.
Orange is the new black. Probably everyone thought of that tweet, right?