Why didn’t @JohnKasich vote for one of the registered third party candidates? Was he worried he’d throw too much support to @PresidentBeard?
People are upset over Game of Thrones spoilers. What I really want is spoilers for how November 8 will go.
We wonder why these scandals are coming out now. But we’d be saying the same thing in an #AlternateElection about solving the Zodiac letter.
The country wants a French Revolution. I’d be okay if we all just caught up with the Copernican Revolution.
2016, the year America really *got* Bill Murray’s plight in Groundhog Day.
Can we live in the #alternateelection? Literally any one would be fine
What was the big scandal this time in 2012? Flag pins maybe? Oh yeah, it was Obama skillfully handling a natural disaster. #goodoledays
Good point, Donald. Romney released his tax returns very late in the election. What a horrible messenger.
Looking for a costume at Party City. It’s so hard to find a Waldo here.
I want Donald Trump to lose big league.