I never see Dipping Dots anymore.
I never see Dipping Dots anymore. The ice cream of the future is the ice cream of the past.
I never see Dipping Dots anymore. The ice cream of the future is the ice cream of the past.
I just realized the word ‘awkward’ is an awkword.
From Rome, all roads lead out. #reverseidioms
I have a resting sleep face.
This may be the stupidest, least charitable article I have ever read. And that’s being very charitable.
I swear if I see me retweet another one of my own tweets, I’m going to unfollow myself!
The @nra conveniently grades politicians. F is the highest grade, right?
I have a vacation message set up on my email this month. It says, “New email, who dis?”
We have a mental health problem in the U.S. The problem is that we are living in denial over how easy it is for people to get guns.
This road trip, I’m going to binge listen to @jessecase vs. Cancer. No spoilers, but I hear in the last episode he holds a door.