Tour Guide: Who is from here? *I raise my hand.
Tour Guide: Who is from here? *I raise my hand.* TourGuide: Great- you can be my fact checker! Me: False!
Tour Guide: Who is from here? *I raise my hand.* TourGuide: Great- you can be my fact checker! Me: False!
Pilots are just bus drivers in three dimensions… and flight attendants are just waiters in one dimension.
Strangers are just friends I haven’t alienated yet.
I’m 31! This is 11,111 in binary. Omg, I’m sooooooo old. When I started this blog, I was… um… like, totally, 19 years old and stuff. Wowza. How things havea changed! My first birthday on this blog was my 20th.…
I wonder what “I am Groot” is short for. #hodor
I saw John Oliver’s takedown of Donald Trump a few months ago. I thought, “heh, I once designed a game that had a Trump card. I should change it to a ‘Drumpf’ card as an election-year joke.” Then, a few…
The difference between Hodor as a child and bran-damaged Hodor is so Stark.
I angered my cat so much, it took a swipe at me. Luckily, my cat like me, so it swiped right.
I have multiple Ninja Turtle pajamas. #adulting
My slang game is on such a fleek.