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Whenever this election gets me down, I think of Ted Cruz’s horrible timing and I just laaugh and laaaaugh.

The Guardian is always weirdly good at making infographics for American elections:

That’s it, 2016 scares me. I’m going to take my wife, son, and daughter and hide out in a bunker until January. It’ll be a *Nuclear* bunker.

I’m such a believer in evidence-based decision making that when the evidence came out against evidence-based decision making, I did too.

Seeing the family seated before the #debate feels like a mustached evil doer just tied these poor people to some railroad tracks. The #debate takes a turn. @HillaryClinton made @realDonaldTrump mad in the first fifteen minutes. I… can’t even. Can…

Poor @tedcruz, such bad timing. He must be doing the hokey pokey of endorsements.

I just met someone who isn’t following the election. I just looked at him like he’d told he doesn’t know how to put on pants.

I wonder if @realdonaldtrump realizes how ironic it is that he isn’t a billionaire even in absolute value.

Barack Obama was the first black president. He’ll either be followed by the first female president or the first orange president. Historic.

If I don’t like the #debate, can I get a rebate?