The title of this post is wrong. I once described getting older as living through parts you’d once thought were obvious, but now find thorny and difficult. This post isn’t about that. It’s about how I’m now a tenure-track assistant…
Smelling salts haven’t really been as popular since they invented tasting salts.
Japanese toilets have every option except for two-ply. #gaijinproblems #japan
Movie poker is so unrealistic. The hero always wins with a pocket Royal Flush. Not like the off-suit Jack-high hands I usually lose to.
Stop asking me what Latinos think. Ask a pollster. I can tell you how I feel about stuff, but come on!
Guy at Starbucks is singing & muttering in a corner: “white liberals” and “get ‘em Donald!” If I didn’t think he was crazy before, I do now.
New England is becoming less and less religious. People are leaving mass en masse in Mass.
Hey, @realdonaldtrump, this infographic may be very useful for you:
I’ve lost 20 pounds. Not because of diet or exercise, just xenophobia. #brexit
The only time to be neutral about combining drugs with sports is when you take acid while BASE jumping.