Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

My friend tells me Cruz supporters are called #cruzcontrollers, but that hashtag is weak.

My friend tells me Cruz supporters are called #cruzcontrollers, but that hashtag is weak. They should be called #cruztaceans or #cruzodiacs.

Bernie has BernieBros. Hillary has Hillbots. Trump has Trumpeters & Trumpkins. What are other supporters called? Crustaceans? Kasichophants?

Today I learned that there are very few good places to do jumping lunges. The elevator is not one of them.

Snow is like cloud pollen. You can’t be allergic to it, but it does make you cold.

1: I like how we always finish each other’s… 2: … I don’t know what you want me to say. How about: “terrible joke set ups?”

Email is my least favorite form of communication. And I’m including ransom notes.

1: I’m not making good decisions today. That’s it: I’m deferring all of my future decisions to you. 2: That was a bad decision.