They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. They don’t point out that it’s also the simplest form of mockery.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
1: You’re frustratingly agreeable.
1: You’re frustratingly agreeable. 2: I know! But I can change.
I just update the signature on my email: “Sent from my iPhone, please excuse any typ9s.
I just update the signature on my email: “Sent from my iPhone, please excuse any typ9s.”
Captain America is always chasing someone or being chased by someone, which is so implausible because These Colors Don’t Run.
Captain America is always chasing someone or being chased by someone, which is so implausible because These Colors Don’t Run. Someone should make red, white, and blue pantyhose, because These Colors Don’t Run. I guess what I’m saying is that…
Remedial Life
I’ve had a strange feeling for the past few years. It’s a weird feeling of deep unease and unhappiness. It’s not depression – I know depression. It’s more like the feeling a detective in a film noir gets as they…
1: I’m like dyslexic, but of speaking.
1: I’m like dyslexic, but of speaking. 2: You mean speech dyslexia? 1: That’s what I said! 2: Yeah, but you had it all flipped around.
1: You keep saying I fell down the cliff, but it was a controlled descent.
1: You keep saying I fell down the cliff, but it was a controlled descent. 2: What was controlling it, gravity?
Jared would have gotten a heavier sentence had he not lost so much weight at Subway.
Jared would have gotten a heavier sentence had he not lost so much weight at Subway.
Reminder: The Dyslexics Anonymous meetings will be Tuesdays and Thursdays at 12 p.
Reminder: The Dyslexics Anonymous meetings will be Tuesdays and Thursdays at 12 p.m. and 1:20 p.m. in rooms 2107 and 2017, respectively.
Donald Trump is really good at starting sentences.
Donald Trump is really good at starting sentences. #gop #gopdebate #debates