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Crushed it, WaPo.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I probably shouldn’t have done Amateur Night at the Fugu restaurant.
I probably shouldn’t have done Amateur Night at the Fugu restaurant.
I can take the perfect tools for a job and somehow, using only my wits and knowledge, mess it up.
I can take the perfect tools for a job and somehow, using only my wits and knowledge, mess it up. I’m Inverse MacGuyver.
Malignant True Believers
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill On the way back home from my 30th birthday, I sat next to a 20-year-old, talkative Christian missionary to India. Aside from chattering about…
Anti-Vaxxer CEO I met on the plane: “i just ask questions.
Anti-Vaxxer CEO I met on the plane: “i just ask questions. I surround myself with people smarter than me.” Me: “Doesn’t that just.. Happen?”
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I’m 30! XXX! Egads! I flew down to North Carolina to spend it with people I love. My girlfriend gave me seven days of birthday presents, my best friend made me a cake, and people rented out a beach house…
I’m 30!!!
I’m 30!!!
At 4:32, I lolled.
At 4:32, I lolled. By 1:59, I understood. After midnight, I knew I’d never be the same again. #trollclickbait
Bad puns are the mental equivalent of a kick to the groin.
Bad puns are the mental equivalent of a kick to the groin. Sorry, I meant a PUNch to the groin.
My aunt used to be a nun, but she got out of the habit.
My aunt used to be a nun, but she got out of the habit.