My music station is playing songs from Dreamworks movies.
My music station is playing songs from Dreamworks movies. It’s Pandorable.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
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Crushed it, WaPo.
I probably shouldn’t have done Amateur Night at the Fugu restaurant.
I probably shouldn’t have done Amateur Night at the Fugu restaurant.
I can take the perfect tools for a job and somehow, using only my wits and knowledge, mess it up.
I can take the perfect tools for a job and somehow, using only my wits and knowledge, mess it up. I’m Inverse MacGuyver.
Malignant True Believers
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill On the way back home from my 30th birthday, I sat next to a 20-year-old, talkative Christian missionary to India. Aside from chattering about…
Anti-Vaxxer CEO I met on the plane: “i just ask questions.
Anti-Vaxxer CEO I met on the plane: “i just ask questions. I surround myself with people smarter than me.” Me: “Doesn’t that just.. Happen?”
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I’m 30! XXX! Egads! I flew down to North Carolina to spend it with people I love. My girlfriend gave me seven days of birthday presents, my best friend made me a cake, and people rented out a beach house…
I’m 30!!!
I’m 30!!!
At 4:32, I lolled.
At 4:32, I lolled. By 1:59, I understood. After midnight, I knew I’d never be the same again. #trollclickbait
Bad puns are the mental equivalent of a kick to the groin.
Bad puns are the mental equivalent of a kick to the groin. Sorry, I meant a PUNch to the groin.