1: Oh, cool.
1: Oh, cool. I love your name. 2: Thanks, my parents gave it to me for my birthday.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I was just an amateur crastinator, but I’ve decided I’m going pro.
I was just an amateur crastinator, but I’ve decided I’m going pro.
If it’s wrong to earn a lot of money and power by your evil actions, then I don’t want to be right.
If it’s wrong to earn a lot of money and power by your evil actions, then I don’t want to be right.
Found Art
Attn: Mr. David Bradley, First, congratulations on winning the National Championship last night in Men’s basketball. Second, because Duke has a great philosophy on basketball and you are the Director of Basketball Operations, I thought you might be interested in…
Use a random number generator to decide final grades.
Use a random number generator to decide final grades. #academicbucketlist
“There’s a lot to be said about silence.
“There’s a lot to be said about silence.” – Girlfriend #foundhumor
Personal trainer tried to sell me $10k worth of sessions.
Personal trainer tried to sell me $10k worth of sessions. Obviously, she’s never met my accountant… who is a very jealous gym buddy.
My lady friend is coming to visit.
My lady friend is coming to visit. I’m going to have to clean my man cave of any left over bat guano.
Canadian: I visited… I don’t know how to say it.
Canadian: I visited… I don’t know how to say it. Australian: Kahn-s. You can’t say that word. That’s our word. #overheardincoffeeshop
He orders his coffee medium roast, with half-n-half, and a medium amount of sugar.
He orders his coffee medium roast, with half-n-half, and a medium amount of sugar. He’s the Least Interesting Man in the World.