Ted Cruz looks like a melted Lego figure and sounds like someone put talking points in a blender and then broadcast them.
Ted Cruz looks like a melted Lego figure and sounds like someone put talking points in a blender and then broadcast them.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I’m pray for an atheist president in my lifetime.
I’m pray for an atheist president in my lifetime.
Huckabee, Huckawas.
Huckabee, Huckawas.
Scott Walker looks like a rich guy who is trying to convince a cop that he isn’t drunk.
Scott Walker looks like a rich guy who is trying to convince a cop that he isn’t drunk.
Any belt he wears is a tool belt.
Any belt he wears is a tool belt.
I feel like my day is a cross between Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates and Bill Murray in Groundhog Day
I feel like my day is a cross between Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates and Bill Murray in Groundhog Day
Every time I think of all of the bad choices I’ve made in my life, I’m comforted by the fact that I, at least, didn’t marry Jeyne Westerling
Every time I think of all of the bad choices I’ve made in my life, I’m comforted by the fact that I, at least, didn’t marry Jeyne Westerling
I want a Song of Ice and Fire chapter written with a Hodor POV: “Hodor,” Hodor hodored hodorly.
I want a Song of Ice and Fire chapter written with a Hodor POV: “Hodor,” Hodor hodored hodorly.
Sometimes I wish philosophers wrote shorter pieces about more interesting things… I should have been a chef.
Sometimes I wish philosophers wrote shorter pieces about more interesting things… I should have been a chef.
My music station is playing songs from Dreamworks movies.
My music station is playing songs from Dreamworks movies. It’s Pandorable.