Christie, “out of convenience, she put our country at risk.
Christie, “out of convenience, she put our country at risk.” Hm. It seems like he’s attacking her out of convenience. #gopdebate
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I rarely name my mixed drinks, but I think I’ll call this one “the 13th Step.
I rarely name my mixed drinks, but I think I’ll call this one “the 13th Step.”
Life is living through distinctions you had once denied existed
This is my third, and probably final year on the academic job market. I have been doing extremely well: I applied to 16 jobs, have been interviewed by six departments, and been offered fly-outs to four of those. My former…
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark had a higher rate of turn over in its performers than in its audience.
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark had a higher rate of turn over in its performers than in its audience.
The Ten-Point Coffee Shop Grading Rubrik
Last time, I talked about my 10-point rubrik for public bathrooms. Now, I’d like to share my Coffee Shop Checklist. If you are thinking of starting a coffee shop, these items are essential (and listed in order of necessity). A…
This is a state that neither I nor my early 2000’s computer knew existed.
This is a state that neither I nor my early 2000’s computer knew existed. I wasn’t Delaware.
This stand says “Lemonade,” but they have no lemonade.
This stand says “Lemonade,” but they have no lemonade. I guess when life doesn’t give you lemons, you can just pretend to make lemonade.
Roommate: If you don’t see me tomorrow, it means I’m dead.
Roommate: If you don’t see me tomorrow, it means I’m dead. Me: I’ll be sure to wear a blindfold all day, then.
Getting Your Hopes Up
I had a choice:
1. Remove all of the information about this interview out of my life, computer, and mind
2. Get my hopes up.
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. They don’t point out that it’s also the simplest form of mockery.