I was born before my time.
I was born before my time. I should have been born in a time when people like me were weeded out of the gene pool early.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
“Frank M.
“Frank M. Jaeger, 31, speaking on the condition of anonymity, admitted to several crimes against humanity while under the influence of LSD.”
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-nges!
Given the fact that I’m terrible at posting here – and the fact I started a half-dozen separate ventures (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here) – I am going to treat this as the hub…
“If you’re ever in that situation again, you have to do one thing.
“If you’re ever in that situation again, you have to do one thing. But first– this is important– can you have a bowel movement on command?”
Back to creative writing
(I might have once published this in my Pixelated Novel website, before it was hacked and had to be taken down. But I added to it today and I really like it.) Traynor and Well worked at Well’s dad’s copy…
It’s 2015 and I just realized that ICQ was a pun and was supposed to be pronounced “Eye Sikh Ewe.
It’s 2015 and I just realized that ICQ was a pun and was supposed to be pronounced “Eye Sikh Ewe.” …But I still don’t get it. Is it a fish?
Dear Internet: I’m collecting tangible predictions for #2045.
Dear Internet: I’m collecting tangible predictions for #2045. Anybody have any?
Recurrent conversation topics
If given free reign with a person of similar interests/background/sense of humor, what conversation topics would be most likely to come up? That question randomly popped into my head because Emily, a graduate student in philosophy, remarked how she always…
Apocalypse Report Card
Hunting: 1 Farming: 3 First Aid: 4 Gathering: 6 Hacking: 3 Sewing: 8 (don’t judge me!) Fishing: 5 Psychological Flexibility (read: won’t freak out): 8 Masonry: 2 Welding: 1 Hand-to-Hand Defense: 9 Weaponry: 8 Mechanics: 4 Diplomacy: 9 Fire Starting:…
Life Buddies
We have gym buddies, we have drinking buddies, and we have shopping buddies. I want a life buddy. Someone to remind me to work toward my goals and to motivate me daily. I think, ideally, best friends or life partners…