The old men in this locker room are far more comfortable with their naked bodies than I am with their naked bodies.
The old men in this locker room are far more comfortable with their naked bodies than I am with their naked bodies.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Studying x 6 years x 52 weeks x 40 hours = 1 Ph.
Studying x 6 years x 52 weeks x 40 hours = 1 Ph.D. Thus, I have a Ph.D. and several postdocs worth of expertise on the Simpsons.
1: You are the worst at taking compliments! 2: Wow, that’s so nice of you.
1: You are the worst at taking compliments! 2: Wow, that’s so nice of you. Thanks!
1: “I like to point out the obvious.
1: “I like to point out the obvious.” 2: “You know, you didn’t need to say that, it’s actually fairly obvious.”
I know for some people, puns cause physical and psychological harm.
I know for some people, puns cause physical and psychological harm. I just want to say I’m sorry. No pain intended.
The BBB gave the business a C, but what the hell do they know about grading businesses? They get straight B’s.
The BBB gave the business a C, but what the hell do they know about grading businesses? They get straight B’s.
Philosophy is like masturbation.
Philosophy is like masturbation. Everyone likes doing it, but most of us don’t really want to see other people do it.
Every morning, I face the mirror and tie my tie.
Every morning, I face the mirror and tie my tie. I try to beat myself at tie tying, but it’s always a tie.
“There’s no such thing as bad publicity.
“There’s no such thing as bad publicity.” -some douchebag
The pot SHOULD be the one to call the kettle black.
The pot SHOULD be the one to call the kettle black. Who else knows more about being black than the pot?