Why did I bring a fork to a burrito fight?
Why did I bring a fork to a burrito fight?
Why did I bring a fork to a burrito fight?
One day, I stopped listening to the WTF podcast and to Walking the Room. I stopped reading the famous blogs of Brian Leiter, Jerry Coyne, and Larry Moran. I stopped hanging out with my friends Dave, Miranda, and so many…
Aristotle’s second wife, Herpyllis, has the most unfortunate name for any person I’ve ever heard.
On the NC/SC border, there’s a tourist trap called “South of the Border.” It’s like, “Welcome to South Carolina, here’s some racism!”
Whenever I meet a psychology major who loves Carl Jung, I’m like, “pfft! How archetypical.”
I used to hate Stockholm, but I was snowed in recently and I love it now.
“Hi babby” “Oh, shiv, I meant ‘baby’!” “Oh, shut, I meant ‘shit’! “Oh no!!! How embarrassing???” “Oh no, I meant ‘!!!’ !!!” #autocorrectfail
I put my friend’s cat in a box with a flask of poison attached to a radioactive source. It was both a theoretical joke and a practical one.
“In this town, you can find a mansion next to a house built from old garage doors.” – Daniel Davenport
Taco Bell and nothing else are a dangerous combination.