“Statistically, someone who has Impostor syndrome must actually be an impostor.
“Statistically, someone who has Impostor syndrome must actually be an impostor.” –The depressed guy who stole my social security number.
“Statistically, someone who has Impostor syndrome must actually be an impostor.” –The depressed guy who stole my social security number.
Why did I bring a fork to a burrito fight?
One day, I stopped listening to the WTF podcast and to Walking the Room. I stopped reading the famous blogs of Brian Leiter, Jerry Coyne, and Larry Moran. I stopped hanging out with my friends Dave, Miranda, and so many…
Aristotle’s second wife, Herpyllis, has the most unfortunate name for any person I’ve ever heard.
On the NC/SC border, there’s a tourist trap called “South of the Border.” It’s like, “Welcome to South Carolina, here’s some racism!”
Whenever I meet a psychology major who loves Carl Jung, I’m like, “pfft! How archetypical.”
I used to hate Stockholm, but I was snowed in recently and I love it now.
“Hi babby” “Oh, shiv, I meant ‘baby’!” “Oh, shut, I meant ‘shit’! “Oh no!!! How embarrassing???” “Oh no, I meant ‘!!!’ !!!” #autocorrectfail
I put my friend’s cat in a box with a flask of poison attached to a radioactive source. It was both a theoretical joke and a practical one.
“In this town, you can find a mansion next to a house built from old garage doors.” – Daniel Davenport