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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

Hm.

Hm. The iPhone 6 has so many Next Generation Technologies. How about a This Generation Security?

The iPhone 6: Oh, yes.

The iPhone 6: Oh, yes. It is very different. It’s bigger in some ways, smaller in others, and the numbers just keep going up and up!

So, I’m a Ph.

So, I’m a Ph.D. now. I presume my jokes will get significantly more esoteric, like the early Dennis Miller sets you’ve probably never heard…

I’m a doctor!!!

Sources: Back to the Future, the Muppets, Inspector Gadget, Dr. Dolittle, Fantastic Four, Dr. Dre, Frankenstein, Tombstone, Doc Hollywood, House M.D., Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, the Cosby Show, Dr. J, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Indiana Jones, Dr. Katz, Dr. Kevorkian, the Fugitive, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Silence of the Lambs, Mega Man, the Watchmen, Doc Martens, Dr. Mario, Star Trek, Dr. McNinja, the Simpsons, James Bond, Spider-Man, the Doctor Oz Show, Candide, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Phil, M*A*S*H, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Sonic the Hedgehog, 30 Rock, Doctor Strange, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Seuss, Ghostbusters, Venture Bros., Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, X-Men, Planet of the Apes, Dr. Zhivago, and (now) me.

Dear freaders, When I started this blog, I was a lowly 19-year-old college student from New Mexico. In that time, I’ve lived in Australia, Seattle, and North Carolina, I’ve had a half-dozen jobs, and I’ve gone through graduate school. As…