Captain America is always chasing someone or being chased by someone, which is so implausible because These Colors Don’t Run.

Captain America is always chasing someone or being chased by someone, which is so implausible because These Colors Don’t Run. Someone should make red, white, and blue pantyhose, because These Colors Don’t Run.
I guess what I’m saying is that I don’t understand why any presidential campaigns have Americana logos. Because These Colors Don’t Run.

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