It would make me so happy if I could hurt @MartinSkhreli’s feelings.
It would make me so happy if I could hurt @MartinSkhreli’s feelings. He has them, I assume.
It would make me so happy if I could hurt @MartinSkhreli’s feelings. He has them, I assume.
When I was young, if you wanted to drunk dial, you had to find a pay phone first.
I sneezed and people acknowledged me. #blessed
Hannity has all the hard questions. I don’t know why people don’t just call Hannity and ask him. He’s right there.
Reminder: The ‘Alt-Right’ is not all right.
I’ve just learned I’ve been using ‘that’ and ‘which’ wrong my entire life. Huh. What do you think of which?
The videos of #NoDAPL protests being attacked by police make me sick. Freedom of Assembly is in the first amendment. 🙁
After this election, the Fourth Estate is in foreclosure.
Testosterone is negatively correlated with empathy. I’m sorry guys: I wish I knew (or cared) what it was like for you all to hear that.
I have a habit of shooting from the hip and straight into my foot.