Pixel

Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

SOTU?

Hmm… The real State of the Union, eh? Gotta admit, this was disappointing… to say the least. This one, however, is pretty friggin’ good.

What do you get when…?

What do you get when you type in “What do you get when” in a search engine? … the first half of a hundred thousand jokes. Which you’d think would at least be half funny…

indepen

I’m thinking that if nobody says anything within the next month, I won’t write any more indepens. I just don’t feel they’re being warmly received. Perhaps I’m too picky. Eh.

Butt!

Hey, guess what? From now on, everything Butt posts on his blog will be reposted here, only better. So why bother going to his blog when you can go to mine? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Golden

So the Pink Panther, Bert, Ernie, Tinky-Winky, Buster the Bunny, Barney, and Spongebob are all gay. Huh. Let’s let Dr. Dobson explain it for us: ‘Imagine a classroom full of wide-eyed five-year olds, sitting in a circle in front of…

Hahahahhhhahahaha!!!!

You’ve gotta love their optimism: “President Bush is not content to be the best President since Reagan; he wants to be the greatest President since Lincoln. I still think he has a shot. The next few months will tell a…