Hey, you know what’s fun? Obscene and pornographic materials! They’re almost as fun as violence and discriminating based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age. So let’s all do some illegal activities, while I help you gamble…
After reading George Carlo’s book (or at least seeing most of the icky pictures), you’d think that I would know better than to rest my cell phone next to my crotch… I don’t do a lot of things that people’d…
Dear Jenny Belle Werness, Thank you for being such an excellent activist. Thank you for being so cute and possibly related to the head of the American Atheists that you won their scholarship. You’re probably going to spend that money…
After years and years of waiting (about 90 days now), I have finally earned a more well-rounded profile. No longer will people be able to mock the bejeezus out of me for not having my own stats on my page.…
No real news, other than my finding Erica’s new blog and my new subscribe option… wait, that is news. This is a test of the subscribe option. I want to know if it’s fo’ real. Oh, and they canceled Life…
How are you? This letter is in response to your letter dated February 9, 2005. Dear sir –STOP– We are writing you this letter to tell you to cease your infernal –STOP– manifestations you call ‘blogs’ that are in referrence…
There is a direct and inverse squared ratio between the amount of awesome stuff one does and how many posts they put on their blog. Figure that one out.. .. Or don’t. Whatever. It works like this: Posts = [1/(Awesome…
The Blogging Bloggers Association of Blogging in the Blogosphere (or BBABB) has rated this site: P42, which means that no children under the age of 42 or whose names contain the letter ‘P’ are allowed to think about this board.…
My cousin has a nose picking disorder, and recently it has become chronic. He told me that he had a mission to find his brain. I’m concerned for his disorder, and was wondering what could aide my cousin in his…
Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does: Donny Don’t make your posts excessively long. Donny Don’t make your posts about nothing anybody who doesn’t know about it wouldn’t care about? Got it? Because I don’t. Donny Don’t go for too long…