Pixel

Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

I am to Wenatchee what Jackson 5 was to IUP

“hey pix, would you mind explaining to me who you are??? ive seen your comments, and its like another helen/larry!” “Don’t you think we should invite Pix to this blog?” ” i’ve been wondering… who are you prof pixel???” “that…

“Yesterday”

GRRRAAAAA!!!!! I posted something yesterday. I did. But because I posted it from on campus, it never went through and I lost my work. It was a funny post, too. It was. But now my 31 day streak is broken.…

Jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes

Check this out: “I should like to create a perfect world where transportation prices are inversely proportional to the passenger’s wit. Carlos, you’d be travelling for pennies.” Ideally, I’d say something witty about it, but I’m 3 for 18. Let…

Sublime

Listening to Sublime’s version of “No Woman No Cry” makes me cry like a woman.

Rock Lobster

The B-52s… They speak to me, you know? Right here. Man they’re deep! (anybody who was expecting a more entertaining, or more often occuring series of posts has been reading this blog too much)

And Today makes 28

This post makes it at least one post per day every day for four weeks. P.S. By reading this post, you give up all rights to correct me in any stories I tell in public that you may have read…

*whistle* *whistle*

I’ve decided to start tempting Death. No more seat belt for me. I’ll also stop checking my blind spot when I’m driving alone and probably a whole host of other things. In a related note, I just figured out that…

Your Suggestions

Drew Carey is good, and I suppose Daria and Chucky & co. are good choices as well. Jerry Springer, though, is technically not a fictional character. Still, I maintain that there just aren’t many characters with glasses in entertainment. So,…