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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

Penultimate Words

Have you ever accidentally posted something on another blog without meaning to? It makes you feel silly. Boy, this being a contributing author to multiple blogs is confusing. Update (midnight): Drew came up with an awesome meme, me thinks. Let’s…

Faith in Humanity

I’ve taken the liberty to spell check this passage. The tally is as follows: Justin: 32 spelling mistakes, 14 grammar mistakes, and 18 overuses of “1337 Speak” Drew: 5 spelling mistakes, and 2 overuses of “1337 Speak” (an overuse is…

Dang it, Alethea!

You can’t expect me to update every hour! It’s inhuman, I tell you, inhuman!! Oh, and how are you?

Retconning Gabe’s Past

Over the next few weeks, we’ll be adding some of Gabe’s brilliant ::scoff, scoff:: advice from years past. Hopefully, this will help you get a better idea of just who Gabriel Donovan David Deringer Dwight Beaver is.. I’m positive he…

From the Editor,

This is a blog for our very own advice giving beaver, Gabe. Gabe shall be posting on here soon. But till then, give us some time to mess with the html.

Oscarific

Am I the only one that thinks it’s insulting to time the people’s acceptance speeches? And even more insulting to not let some of the less entertaining people go up to the stage? And who watches the entire show? More…

I’m as MAD AS HELL

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a…

Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder

So I hear about this kid whose life’s been ruined, right? And I see this link to this website that has this cool (hideously slow to download) game. Then I remember another game that we used to play last year……

Mercy Given

So I’m a contributor at another blog now. Crazy. Who would ask me to contribute anything. I’m still surprised they let me edit the Arts & Sciences Newsletter.. and tutor kids in classes I’ll never take.. and walk around with…

Portales

Has anyone ever heard of Portales, New Mexico? Unless you’re Alethea or you severely enjoy reading maps (and lets face it– who doesn’t?), you probably haven’t. Portales is six hours away. Portales is betwixt Clovis and Roswell. Surely you’ve heard…