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Body Lame ass joke (_|_) Closing, Signature. aaaaaannnnnddd….. publish.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Scholarly Dissertation
A 2005 wish list: $7 an hour job tutoring stupids with low self-esteems. $2000 American Atheists Scholarship. $3000 President’s Associate’s Scholarship. $3666 Lottery Scholarship. $950 Federal Pell Grant. ( $9000 Loan?) -$2000 Starting up a new hair-cutting business. -$3666 Tuition…
Slave Labor
Hey, check out what chocolate companies are eVil: ADM Cocoa USA Anette’s Chocolate Factory USA Ben & Jerry’s USA Chocolate Manufacturers Association USA Chocolates à la Carte USA Chocolates by Bernard Callebaut USA David Alan Chocolatier USA Cadbury Ltd EnglandFowler’s…
Partey!
My mom left for the weekend. You know what this means! Par-tey! … Now to get all of my friends here. … … Do you think I can make friends and have them come to my partey the same day?…
I Space, You Space, We All Space for My Space
🙂 I hate myspace. Why is it more popular than OK Cupid? (Friendster whomps too, by the way). Give me twelve reasons myspace is better than OK Cupid and I’ll KILL YOU!!! 🙂
The Signs
Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you? I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough…
Dear Fans
In class now, talk to you later. love, Pixel
School Blues Clues
Here I am, busy as a be and I can’t help but stop and post a quick update: I can’t find my friend’s girlfriend… and I really need to give her a ride. Without me, who’s going to take her…
The Beauty of owning your own blog….
… is that something like this qualifies as an insightful post.
A Ren Fair to Remember
The Renaissance Fair was today. If you missed it, you’re a loser. Ha ha ha! Oohhh… but seriously, I just want to see where, if anywhere, this blog gets published. p.s. No comments allowed on this post! Just because I…