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Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

10 Tips for Taming Your Tongue

ourwords2004: O’Connor has devised the cure for the common curse: Recognize that swearing does damage. Start by eliminating casual swearing. Think positively. Practice patience. Cope, don’t cuss. Stop complaining. Seek alternative words. Make your point politely. Think of what you…

Bill of Rights

Passed by Congress September 25, 1789. Ratified December 15, 1791. AMENDMENT I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the…

A puzzle

You are faced with two guys: Ni and Nii. One of them always lies, one of them always tells the truth. You have one question. With that question you must find out who the liar is, who the truther is,…

Epiphany!

I just found out why we all hate parking tickets so bad. I mean soooo bad. You know, the fuck up your day kind of bad? It’s because you got screwed… bad. And not in a cool way. Like when…

Open Letter to the Nazii

Dear Nazii, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, go fuck yourselves, fuck you, you fucking suck, why can’t you get real jobs you sadistic bastards? Fuck you. Also, you fucking suck monkey nuts. Fuck you. Where is the money going?…

Happy Bidet

Word to the wise. Today is Frank Jagear’s birthday. Be sure to throw some rocks at him.

Jcak and Margret, sitting in a tree…

Pix: they’re smart Pix: usually smarter than you and I Pix: … well, you anyway Jcak: yeah, but i still say adelay is freaking hot Pix: I’ve gotten better IM’s from a drunken monkey Jcak: haha Pix: It must be…

Yey!

It’s almost really November 29. Ha! I told y’all we’d actually get here! Boo-ya! p.s. you mean these weren’t all posted on Monday? Huh?? And now…. NO COMMENTS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Update, Dammit, Update!!

I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up there. That sucks. Someone throw eggs at my window.…