The Troops
Good god. You know, my brother’s in the army. A bunch of my friends from high school are in the Navy, and a whole heck of a lot of good people are probably enlisted in Zeus-knows what. But still, I…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I was supposed to wake up at 10…
I’ve been up for two hours now. Have you ever woken up earlier than you had to? Yeah, me either. I’m thinking this is penis related. You’d be surprised how often my problems are penis related…
Notebook Diaries
So I was reading this diary and I realized that I either wanted to kill this girl or cry reminiscing. And knowing myself, I’m going to end up doing the wrong one..
Christmas Cracker Jokes
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Mam, can i have a dog for Christmas? A: No, you can have a…
A Pal Indeed
Oh, man. I was just reading about this guy and I got the weirdest feeling. It was an urge of some sort… almost a mix of feeling crazy and lying. I think I’m going to sleep now… pfft! Like anyone…
Secrets
Boy, having nobody read what you write sure does suck. Especially when you fancy yourself a writer. Oh, well. Poop on a stick. The benefits outweigh the drawbacks, of course. I mean, this way I can tell super-awesome secrets and…
Age of Domestic Consent
Ahh… finally, some news you can use… New Mexico: must not be 4 or more years older than teen States where the age of consent is 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, D.C., Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan,…
Age of International Consent
A-D * Albania: 14 * Algeria: 16; same sex relationships are illegal * Andorra: 16 * Antigua: 16; 18 for homosexual males * Argentina: 15; though can be 12 in certain cases * Australia o Australian Capital Territory, New South…
Ind e-Pen 2, #I, New Year, but I must still M.A.W.P.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> << vol. 2 BT 1 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Introduction ================== Happy New Year, all! Yep, another 366 days down, and nothing to show for it, except for the new season of the Simpsons and a bunch of Animorphs…
Happy New Year
Yeah, I know, everyone already wished you a happy New Year, and heck, why celebrate this day over all of the other, equally deserving, ones? Well, bah humbug to you pal! You’re on my site, not the otherway around… unless…