Why Pentaceratops is more awesomer than Triceratops

Me at age 22 asked me now to guest post. I had to ask what a guest post was. My teacher in first grade, Mr. Archuleta, told me about e-mail once and my brother’s teacher told him what a fax machine was. I think it helps you do your taxes, but I don’t know for sure.

Anyways, I’m writing a guest post, but writing gets tiring, so I just want to say why Pentaceratops is more awesome than Triceratops. Here’s a list:

  1. Pentaceratops has FIVE (5) horns compared to Triceratops’ Three (3). Pentaceratops wins.
  2. Pentaceratops lived in New Mexico, Triceratops lived in Colorado, Wyoming, and whatever MO and SD are. Pentaceratops wins.
  3. In a fight, the three horns of the Triceratops would be tied with three of Pentaceratops’ horns, which would leave Pentaceratops two more horns to attack and thus win.
  4. Though Triceratops and Stegosaurus are evenly matched, as we saw in 3, Pentaceratops could beat Triceratops, so it could also beat Stegosaurus.
  5. Pentaceratops has the largest known skull for a land vertebrate. A scientist said that. Largest known means that it’s larger than Triceratops. And we all know larger is better. Pentaceratops wins.


Pentaceratops wins

Thanks for reading my writing. And also, I am the best.

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2 Responses to Why Pentaceratops is more awesomer than Triceratops

  1. josh says:


  2. Rachelskirts says:

    I am in love with this entry.

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