Chess is a game for kings.
Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.
Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!!
Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!! @narfna — I just got saved from a three hour presentation I wasn’t prepared for as if by the hand of Zeus.
An old flame in cold wind…
Just enough to keep me warm.
I wanted to write something snazzy..
But I won’t because I can’t.
@meznor — You are poetry.
@meznor — You are poetry.
I always speak truth to power
So long as it can’t hear.
I found this link: http://tinyurl.
I found this link: and I… I just don’t know what to do with it
I’m just going to say it.
I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespere’s sonnets.
I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
I give all my inspiration away
I leave no inspiration for myself.
I don’t know what this is…
…So I am posting a test.
Too happy to be a philosopher…
… Too sad to be anything else.
Why should we care about poverty?
… Because tomorrow, it could be you.
It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals.
It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.
Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
Whoever said time heals all wounds…
… obviously never had Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.
I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.
Why you should never assume anything…
“Did you tow my car, sir?”