“We’ve tried a president with your IQ, now let’s try one with mine.
“We’ve tried a president with your IQ, now let’s try one with mine.”
My brother says he voted for McCain because he thought Obama was too much like Bush.
My brother says he voted for McCain because he thought Obama was too much like Bush. Wow. Just wow.
Hey, i’m away from my home, let me know if I get burgled, yeah?
Hey, i’m away from my home, let me know if I get burgled, yeah?
With mom.
With mom. Wow i missed having these three conversations on repeat.
Laughing while doing the ‘daily grind’
Here’s a fun game I call the ‘euphemizer.’ Basically, come up with a nickname for your naughty parts that is also jargon you hear in your work I call mine the “Nomological Dangler.” What’s yours?
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.
If I skip ahead, will I find out that the last line says ‘gotcha!’?
If I skip ahead, will I find out that the last line says ‘gotcha!’?
He is such an upstanding citizen
“We don’t want any drunk people here. So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear
Is the term “Copernican Revolution” just a pun on the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun?
Is the term “Copernican Revolution” just a pun on the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun?
@narfna, @schilbo — Okay, logging out now.
Okay, logging out now. Good luck with work or, failing that, life.
Just once I want to make a life or death decision where it’s an inclusive OR.
Just once I want to make a life or death decision where it’s an inclusive OR.
We figured you’d say that, so we prepared a response ahead of time.
We figured you’d say that, so we prepared a response ahead of time. *ahem* … “Shut Up.”
Oh noes! I’ve drank too much alcohol! I know– I’ll DRIVE it off!
Oh noes! I’ve drank too much alcohol! I know– I’ll DRIVE it off!
Went crazy on my keyboard angry that my word count was so low only to realize that “asdfasdf.
Went crazy on my keyboard angry that my word count was so low only to realize that “asdfasdf…” with no spaces counts as just one word.
ZOMFG!! Free DR.
ZOMFG!! Free DR. PEPPER DAY!!! (ref: drpepper.com)
The Guest Star Strikes Back!
It seems Pixel is still being a lazy bugger about the daily update thing. And so, once more I rip the reigns from his sweating, nervous hands and steer this baby in the direction of an update, loosing several sled…
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words… are they talking about file size?
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.