Guest Star: Some guy!
Since Pixel has failed his goal of “a post a day”, I figured I should at least make an attempt for the SITE to succeed in that goal. As long as there are 30 posts this month, it all averages…
When she’s crying, I start lying
I think I just quit nablopomo.
Twitter Grab Bags V
I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out…
Sad.
Sad. I don’t have a roommate anymore. 🙁
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one. Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest,…
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin.
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin. Now if only I could find it…
Doing an angry dance.
Doing an angry dance.
You don’t even want to know…
“You can’t have my sperm! I need it!” — Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.
Oppressing others is very hard work
“you’re so good at making fun of poor people. it’s impressive.” — Bre K. November 12, 2008
I’ve decided I update my status too often.
I’ve decided I update my status too often. I’m not going to stop doing it, I was just thinking about it and thought you’d like to know.
it is time to take off my leisure suit and tie and put on my work poncho.
it is time to take off my leisure suit and tie and put on my work poncho.
@narfna — You look like you could use a hug.
@narfna — You look like you could use a hug. Schedule one with my secretary, yeah?
I want to switch languages en medio de una oración.
I want to switch languages en medio de una oración.
Why is it so easy to click ‘send’ and so hard to click ‘retrieve?’
Why is it so easy to click ‘send’ and so hard to click ‘retrieve?’
Tomorrow’s another day, right? Please tell me that tomorrow is another day.
Tomorrow’s another day, right? Please tell me that tomorrow is another day… 🙁
Phone calls at two a.m…
“I just found out that Doritos are made from tortillas! … I just wanted to tell somebody.” — Frank Jagear Nov. 11, 2008
It is 14:44 EST and I HAVE IDEAS!! My paper(s) might come together after all.
It is 14:44 EST and I HAVE IDEAS!! My paper(s) might come together after all.