Have you ever wondered if perhaps This is what it Is to be happy? Perhaps that’s all there is to it? Whenever I think that it makes me sad..
Invention idea- champagne served in a baby bottle.
I worry that one day I’ll recline my chair too far, fall, and crack open my head. Then the police report will say: “death by comfort.”
“Peer pressure.”
I’m going to my office to get some work done. I tried staying here but the TV just kept turning on and food just kept jumping into my mouth.
Why is John King subbing for Larry King? It’s the last name, isn’t it?
There is nothing wrong with thinking.
I print double sided because I can’t read that many pages.
Who wants to play an ultimatum game with me? I offer you $1 dollar(s).
Wait… just how big is a breadbox?
One falls in love… one hopes.
This is just bad tact- sending window repair people at 8:30 in the morning after election night.
YESS!!! Kay Hagan won! I moved to North Carolina purely to vote AGAINST Dole.
One gets old, one gets tired…
The election just ended. Thank God.
I’m going to a new place to meet people. 1 on 1
Just once i want to read ’emphasis removed.’
I had to tell Obama to stop spamming my phone.