Twitter Grab Bags III
- by Pixel
Anson says my twitter grab bags suck. I say I use a month’s ideas in each one of these, so… ouch. 😛
- So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top two preferred outcomes.
August 18 - No one ever got called pithy by being accurate……….. wait, let me elaborate on that…
August 21 - So negative — Why is everything between abortion and euthanasia called ‘murder?’
August 24 - Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.
August 25 - Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens… and I’m not even being ironic.
August 27 - Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?
August 29 - I was born at the age of zero. Just so you know..
August 31 - The simplest spelling of Ockham’s Razor is Okkam’s RazR.
September 2
- I will create a Philosophy Manhattan Project so the most brilliant minds can solve causality once and for all.. before the filthy Germans do
September 5 - Remember kids: theories that could potentially annihilate the universe should not be tested empirically.
September 8 - Why doesn’t the world ever end when i want it to?
September 10 - As a philosopher, I’m basically getting paid to think. So far this morning, I’m ripping them off.
September 10 - I’ve decided i’m not intelligent, i’m just regular ‘telligent.
September 10 - It occurs to me that one can, and often does, hide intense psychological disorders in fandom.
September 13 - You want a coke?
Nah, i’m limiting my caloric intake.
What are you, a woman?
No, but I AM thinner than you.
September 13 - I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
September 14 - The beauty of having meetings in restaurants is that even if nobody shows: food!
September 15 - I don’t need time management advice! I need one of those time turners from harry potter three.
September 15 - Six sodas for six dollars is a buck a pop.
September 16 - If suicide is your final decision, you might as well go all out.
September 17
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Anson says my twitter grab bags suck. I say I use a month’s ideas in each one of these, so… ouch. 😛 So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top two preferred outcomes. August 18 No one ever got called pithy by being accurate……….. wait,…