Twitter Grab Bags V

I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out…

Twitter Grab Bags IV

The past version of myself gives me really bad advice. September 18 Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’” September 18 They’re not religious. Unless you consider…

Twitter Grab Bags III

Anson says my twitter grab bags suck.  I say I use a month’s ideas in each one of these, so…  ouch.  😛 So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top…

Goodie Grab Bag XII

Ramadance!

We brought you to this bar to have an intervention. Man, I’m so rich, I use $100 bills for toilet paper. And I use toilet paper for something equally frivolous: like currency. Sorry, I have to go. My pedicurist is…