- The past version of myself gives me really bad advice.
- Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.'”
- They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult.
- Laughter is good medicine so long as you don’t overdose.
- They always tell you that lying is wrong, but they never point out that sometimes it is very convenient.
- I don’t know why I expected to get paid at 12:01 a.m. today: I mean, I had my money direct-deposited to my Wachovia bank account. :-S
- What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?
- What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?
- I often make phenomenal judgments… just not about qualia.
- String theory is so messed up, It’s all tied up in knots.
- Things are shaping up. Just today: an attractive girl smiled at me. Pretty soon: it’ll be on purpose.
- I have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
- It might turn out that the appropriate response to economic pressures is to panic then collapse into a stupor. I call it the ‘opossum plan.’
- Sad: The Ouroboros ate my homework.
- ascottwhite @Pixelation: The Ouroboros is so full of himself.
- Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
- It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.
- I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
- I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespeare’s sonnets.
- Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.
- It does not pay to have enemies.. But It’s still cheaper than having friends.
