Anson says my twitter grab bags suck. I say I use a month’s ideas in each one of these, so… ouch. 😛
- So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top two preferred outcomes.
- No one ever got called pithy by being accurate……….. wait, let me elaborate on that…
- Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.
- Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens… and I’m not even being ironic.
- Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?
- I was born at the age of zero. Just so you know..
- The simplest spelling of Ockham’s Razor is Okkam’s RazR.
- I will create a Philosophy Manhattan Project so the most brilliant minds can solve causality once and for all.. before the filthy Germans do
- Remember kids: theories that could potentially annihilate the universe should not be tested empirically.
- Why doesn’t the world ever end when i want it to?
- As a philosopher, I’m basically getting paid to think. So far this morning, I’m ripping them off.
- I’ve decided i’m not intelligent, i’m just regular ‘telligent.
- It occurs to me that one can, and often does, hide intense psychological disorders in fandom.
- You want a coke?
Nah, i’m limiting my caloric intake.
What are you, a woman?
No, but I AM thinner than you.
- I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
- The beauty of having meetings in restaurants is that even if nobody shows: food!
- I don’t need time management advice! I need one of those time turners from harry potter three.
- Six sodas for six dollars is a buck a pop.
- If suicide is your final decision, you might as well go all out.
