Twitter Grab Bags IV
- by Pixel
- The past version of myself gives me really bad advice.
September 18 - Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.'”
September 18 - They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult.
September 20 - Laughter is good medicine so long as you don’t overdose.
September 21 - They always tell you that lying is wrong, but they never point out that sometimes it is very convenient.
September 29 - I don’t know why I expected to get paid at 12:01 a.m. today: I mean, I had my money direct-deposited to my Wachovia bank account. :-S
September 30 - What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?
September 30 - What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?
September 30 - I often make phenomenal judgments… just not about qualia.
September 30 - String theory is so messed up, It’s all tied up in knots.
September 30 - Things are shaping up. Just today: an attractive girl smiled at me. Pretty soon: it’ll be on purpose.
October 1 - I have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
October 1 - It might turn out that the appropriate response to economic pressures is to panic then collapse into a stupor. I call it the ‘opossum plan.’
October 8 - Sad: The Ouroboros ate my homework.
October 10 - ascottwhite @Pixelation: The Ouroboros is so full of himself.
October 10
in reply to Pixelation - Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
October 13
- It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.
October 13 - I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
October 20 - I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespeare’s sonnets.
October 20 - Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.
October 21 - It does not pay to have enemies.. But It’s still cheaper than having friends.
October 24
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The past version of myself gives me really bad advice. September 18 Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’” September 18 They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult. September 20 Laughter is…