Twitter Grab Bags IV

  • The past version of myself gives me really bad advice.
  • Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.'”
  • They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult.
  • Laughter is good medicine so long as you don’t overdose.
  • They always tell you that lying is wrong, but they never point out that sometimes it is very convenient.
  • I don’t know why I expected to get paid at 12:01 a.m. today: I mean, I had my money direct-deposited to my Wachovia bank account. :-S
  • What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?
  • What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?
  • I often make phenomenal judgments… just not about qualia.
  • String theory is so messed up, It’s all tied up in knots.
  • Things are shaping up. Just today: an attractive girl smiled at me. Pretty soon: it’ll be on purpose.
  • I have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
  • It might turn out that the appropriate response to economic pressures is to panic then collapse into a stupor. I call it the ‘opossum plan.’
  • Sad: The Ouroboros ate my homework.
  • ascottwhite @Pixelation: The Ouroboros is so full of himself.
  • Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
  • It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.
  • I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
  • I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespeare’s sonnets.
  • Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.
  • It does not pay to have enemies.. But It’s still cheaper than having friends.

The past version of myself gives me really bad advice. September 18 Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’” September 18 They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult. September 20 Laughter is…