Things not to buy online
By Pixel. Filed in top lists |- A wife
- Children
- Pets
- Shoes, apparently
- Used clothing, esp. underwear
- Happiness
- A tattoo
- A kidney
- Drugs, esp. across state lines
- Honduran slaves
- Dominican slaves
- Bomb-making instructions and ingredients
- Dignity
- Penis/breast-enlargement devices1
- Absolution
- If you must, get one or the other but not both.[↩]
Tuesday, September 22nd 2009 at 4:22 |
Party supplies
Sex
Anything with the description “Slightly used”.