I’d rather punch a polar bear than finish this paper.

I’d rather punch a polar bear than finish this paper.
Not because I hate this paper, but because I really, really like punching polar bears.

Related posts:

  1. My friend is having a literary character party.
  2. If you can’t beat ’em, BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!
  3. Silk carton says: “Nobody makes soy milk like we do.
  4. Forget traffic flow.
Tags

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Related Posts