Month: July 2005

Guess what I have? I’ll give you a hint. I ordered them five weeks ago and I’ve been worried sick that they wouldn’t come in in time for my trip. They’re the best purchase of their kind I’ve ever made. They’re vegan, anti-corporate, and made with union-labor. Give Up? Related posts: Secrets Boy, having nobody…

And yet another webcomic is finished. I don’t mean that it’s over, I mean that I’ve finally gone through all the archives from the first comic until this one and have a firm grasp of what the comic is supposed to be about. I do this with webcomics. Because by the time I find a…

Have I ever told you all how I’m an expert clapper? I started training myself to clap during my first year of college (the reason being because pigeons bobbing their heads would really annoy me). About two years later I got to the point where I was able to do the Sonic Clap. The Sonic…

A new interest of mine: Neighbors. Consider Wilson Wilson Jr. from Home Improvement, Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, Steve Urkel from Family Matters, Kimmy Gibbler from Full House, Six from Blossom, and Mary Jane Watson from Spiderman (don’t ask me which continuity because that’ll force me to open a major can of whoop-ass on you).…

Dear Editor,As a reclusive beaver with an only marginal grasp on reality and and even more marginal grasp on the concept of humans, I’ve realized that I’m the perfect person to give advice to the growing New Mexico State University population. That’s right, I caught sight of “In the Sack with Sak” last semester and…

My friends think I’m crazy– some think other, worse, things– but I’ve never liked towels. Never felt the need for them. When I had short hair, I would just get dressed after showering and by the time I was ready for school, I would be dry. Later on, when my hair started getting longer, I…