Month: October 2005

As I’ve found most people disagree with how I plan on raising my hypothetical children, I’ve decided to try one final argument. Hopefully I won’t need to dip my pen back into this ink bottle again. Personally, I’m sick of going over this again and again. I am a vegetarian. If you cannot respect my…

Tao of Gabe I’m Gabe the Adorable Beaver and you’re not. My second favorite holiday—after Talk Like a Pirate Day— is upon us again. This Monday, you’ll be too old to go trick or treating, but you get one better: you get to give out candy. I’m Gabe “Rubs Salt in Your Wound” Beaver, here…

Trumpet Rob is a brutal monster. He has green scales too. A very brutal monster indeed. And the beauty of it is that if he tries to sue me for slander, he’ll be laughed out of court! It’s libel, silly, in print it’s called libel. Besides, I claim priviledge. And absence of malice. Also, it…

My [label missing](s) is/are throwing a 20th and a half birthday party for me on Sunday, November 27th, 2005 in Lane Cove National Park. Everyone who loves me should go… even if they have to take a 15 hour flight to get there 😀 Don’t you love how loving me is so trying on your…

Hm. Over the past few weeks, I’ve noticed more and more people mentioning that they read this blog in day to day interactions. Also, I’ve noticed my daily page views shoot up. I’m not quite sure what made this happen as I’ve not really done anything differently.. But that doesn’t matter right now.. what matters…

So that nobody’ll say I didn’t update today. Related posts: My Soul Hurts I tell thee. Crime is tough. I want out. My soul needs a hug…. Crazy Search Engine Terms 1. Go to Google.com 2. Type: how to become a theologist 3. Click search. 4. Say: WTF? I’m also under: portales nm homicides. The…