I couldn’t help but overhear that you wanted to add some humour to your wonderful publication. Look no more! I, Gabe the advice-giving Beaver am here to help.
Perhaps you’ve seen my work in Panther Tracks, Carver’s BT, the Pix Capacitor, or (soon) the Round Up.
I am the beaver, not the deceiver, who’s so hot he’ll give you a fever. I write with the upper leagues and fall twice as quickly. I have fans half-way around the world and three-quarters of the way back again. And my price is miniscule to moderate.
All I ask is carte blanche on topics and regularity. I do my best work when I know how much to write and by when. Nothing else. And censoring only hurts us all. You, as a publisher, would know that as well as I.
Let me know, Karl, and we could be witnessing the beginning of a beautiful work-related acquaintanceship,
Gabe D. Beaver
