Don’t you think that everything you just said is wrong, wrong, wrong?

 
Subject: Hey Pixel.
Message: I have a favor to ask. Do you know or is it possible for you to dismantle a club that you created? You are the creator of the parking nazi club, and frankly it disturbs me that 1,000 plus people have engaged theirselves in something as time consuming and meaningless as complaining about parking. Especially now with all the free parking by the pan am center, and the ability to ride bicycles from anywhere in town to school. Ive riden mine from almost DA to school and it wasnt tough after the first few times. Anywho, do you think as the creator you can dismantle that club, I am asking this solely because I believe that 1,000 people must have something better to occupy their lives and time with but what do you think?
Thanks, Chisum

That’s funny, because I can’t think of a cause more worthy– other than the “Keep Pixel in Australia Fund”– than annihilating the Parking Nazi menace so that our children may park their cars without fear.

Actually, next semester I’m buying a bike and ditching my petrol-guzzling hybrid automobile [50mpg (21.5 kmpl)! I know! It’s obscene!] for all but the most essential of tasks.
Boy, to have lived in a time when one could go out and breathe fresh air, fill up their tank for a dollar, and drive around destroying the environment for the many generations after us…

Regardless, I started the movement and hope to see somebody bring it to it’s bloody climax, even if I don’t care enough anymore to take part in it. I will detest the Nazis for the rest of my life if only because of their unwarranted booting and arresting of yours truly.

What? You didn’t know I’d been arrested? Check this out.

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