Life After the Oil Crash

Pfft. Humans. I hope the oil crash kills all the people that weren’t done in by Mad Cow, cell phone radiation, pollution, the government, and AIDS.

Is that wrong of me? I mean, I’ve been driving a hybrid car since I graduated from high school and I’d be driving electric if it were available. But I contend that it’s humanity’s fault we’re where we are. Who could honestly not forsee that oil was going to run out? The oil and car companies should have been preparing for years.
Idiots.

Now we won’t even have cheap plastic (circa 2099) and it’s all their fault. And what’s worse is that they won’t even admit it. Nobody ever admits responsibility. And that includes you.

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2 Comments

  1. You’re right. I don’t admit it, it’s all my fault. I should kill me. But lastly you forgot the people that were killed by intolerance, remember South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut.

  2. I can’t tolerate intolerance.

    Similarly, nobody can accept responsibility (but me).

    I like clichéd quips. They remind me I’m human.

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