Month: June 2007

I need to rethink my naming of these daily posts. Frankly, I’m not seriously discussing June, the 27th OR 2007. But can you imagine if I did? Wouldn’t it be awesome? *scene: the Internet, you are reading another well-crafted blog post about something you couldn’t care less about when all of a sudden, you break…

Do you think Judas got ripped off when he sold Jesus out for 30 pieces of silver? How much would you have asked for? Would you have done it? Would you have kissed Jesus? On the lips? With tongue? I think I might have. Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre…

My 13-year-old cousin is on Myspace. Not My Space in particular, but the Web site Myspace. Obviously her profile is terrible. I mean, she’s 13! I didn’t know any CSS when I was 13. I barely know any now. However, the reason I bring it up is two-fold: Her parents are freaking out about it…

Them: From: +19152222904 To: Me 06/24/07 13:37 How was the party yesterday? Me: From: +19158678669 To: +19152222904 06/24/07 13:40 TERRIBLE!! two guys raped and beat me… i think i’m going to kill myself 🙁 can you come over? … Related posts: Don’t you think that everything you just said is wrong, wrong, wrong?   Subject:…

There are several tried and true strategies. I shall list them in order of lamest to most awesometacular. Final post apologizing for the suckiness of your blog. *sigh* I cannot understand why you would attach your name to something you consciously thought sucked. I understand producing momentary lackluster posts (see my archives from Jan. 2006…

I did this today for a non-profit organization, but since I’ve not been in a school system that had one of those old-timey bells (ever), I don’t actually know what it’s supposed to look like. This is as close as I got from my vague recollections of cartoons. If anyone knows what it’s really supposed…