Month: November 2007

Killing kittens by the truckload

What if this was referring to this? Because the good reverend has proven it doesn’t refer to any real kittens in the world and we all know old adages are always true. Thus, logically: All kittens are either real or non-real (excluded middle) This doesn’t refer to any real kittens  (non-contradiction) Old adages always are…

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Some things that are coincidences and some that are not

Coincidence: One commercial on two channels at the same time Looking like a stranger Having the same birthday as your best friend Wearing the same clothes as someone Running into your ex-girlfriend the day after you randomly think about her It raining just after you wash your car Breaking your ankle just after a witchy…

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Guide to the extended family

The Grandfather This is an older gentleman. He may try too hard to get you to like him or not try at all, you parents might regard him with dread or annoyance, but everyone agrees he’s an important figure for some reason. You go out of your way not to be stuck in a conversation…

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I <3 Hugs

“Show me who you’ve hugged in the past year and in what order and frequency and I’ll tell you what your priorities are.” — Ancient Navajo saying Back in January, I posted my New Year’s Resolutions. I later gave an update on one of those resolutions: getting 150 hugs. I am now at a total…

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i am thankful for all nighters

no im not, this is just a placeholder until i can write more posts in the wee hours of the a.m. umm…  so how is life? Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre of myself as I ought to be. All the powers of old have entered into a holy alliance…

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I </3 Memes

I’m going to make a meme, because I like asking questions more than I like answering them (see: What’s a little Questioning Among Friends?). This meme is in the form of Jeopardy. Ready? Go! Life Love Things that are Interesting Jokes Favorites with ‘ING’ Potpourri $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $400 $400 $400 $400…

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