Month: November 2007

All filler, no killer

I think my next check refills will be giant, novelty checks. Is it just me or has NaBloPoMo made blogging less fun? Today I am thankful for… black bean burgers. p.s. Why isn’t there an Anderson Cooper 360° podcast on weekends?  This withdrawal is not fun! Related posts: This post is available for 99¢ at…

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Ode to the Lappy

I’ve had a swarm of e-mail, phone calls and sympathy packages over my poor lappy since I first reported its demise at the beginning of this month. The hours and days and weeks have been hard for everyone involved, so I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your great sympathy. The most…

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Things you only miss when they’re gone

Youth Hair Your children Your parents Sex Zombies Glasses Hot water Water in general Heat in general Freedom Slaves… I mean maids The respect of your coworkers Health Anderson Cooper 360• ((I know! I can’t believe it took me this long in my list to think of it!)) Peace in the Middle East Your wife/husband…

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Things I do that Jack Bauer doesn’t

Ask permission… nicely Dance Have a satisfying poop Not kill people for days at a time Keep my promises, even when it’s inconvenient ((Granted, I’ve never had someone torture a loved one unless I broke a promise, but I assume I’d still keep all manner of trivial promises even if the situation did come up.))…

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Zoom zoom whir whir

Have you ever seen Heroes? No, check these out. What about Afterworld? No? Ha ha, lookie what I’ve found. House? Ha ha, you get the gist.. I’ve had access to high-speed Internet before. ((I saw it in the1998 World’s Fair. It was exciting. There were even talks of a concept the called ‘down loading,’ which…

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Why I love my friends

  Early in 2006, Moofruot sent me her sock as per a prior agreement. I’ve mentioned that before. My friends think it’s odd that I carry the sock around in my backpack, but it makes perfect sense to me. I mean, I can’t figure out what else to put in that CD player pocket, and…

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