A Pixelated Recipe

This is a quick meal for those of you who are in a hurry mornings to get to work. This shouldn’t take more than five minutes to make and promises to be a healthy, filling, nutritious, sexy meal to fill your tummy.

Oatmeal Cheerios on the “Rocks”

Ingredients

• 4 cups of water
• 2 cups of sugar (Pixie Stix work as well)
• a dash of vanilla
• a tomato
• a medium-sized onion
• Eye of Newt
• De-skinned Pumpkin (the yellow one not white), its huge so ask the grocer to cut a slice for you
• Garlic Pods
• A fat green Chilli
• A bunch of Soft Greens (1 kattu Paalak, or ask keerakari for Sirikeera)
• A spoonful of butter
• Salt
• Pepper
• Paprika

Instructions

1. First, soak the water with the tomato and onion.
2. Peel the eye of Newt.
3. Place the eye of Newt in a nearby counter, constantly staring… constantly judging…
4. Sugar up the pumpkin, then add the tomatonion water.
5. Now add the bunch of soft greens and garlic pods which, obviously, you’d left soaking for 48 hours prior (NOT ONE SECOND MORE!!!).
6. Add a sprinkle of salt, a dash of pepper and a hint of paprika. Be sure not to go over by more than a smidgen or the entire meal will be ruined.
7. Bake at 598 degrees for six hours.
8. Take out of oven.
9. Slice into perfect 17ths and add frosting to each slice… if we forgot to mention frosting in the ingredients, add it now.
10. Dash the eye of Newt with vanilla, as it will be getting dry about now.
11. Serve chilled with red wine.
12. Rinse and Repeat.