As a philosopher, i’m basically getting paid to think.

As a philosopher, i’m basically getting paid to think. So far this morning, i’m ripping them off.

Whoever said “Nobody can love you until you love yourself” was a liar.
What the hell? I thought 24-hour comic day was October 24th! Not October 3rd! Guess how I’m going to spend the day today? Sad, probably.
Every five or six years my birthday lands on a Friday.
If I were omnipotent, I think it’d be within my power to be omniscient.

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