It’s hard to find people who find me half as funny as I find myself.

It’s hard to find people who find me half as funny as I find myself. Luckily, it’s easy to find myself.

When I die, I want my funeral procession to just be an elaborate game of centipede.
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I shouldn’t enjoy teaching/teasing my students this much.
Yeah, but those options are completely different! It’s like comparing a purple midget to the abstract feeling of nostalgia.

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