Despite my nostalgic love for his movies, I think I just realized that John Hughes is actually a pretty terrible filmmaker.
Despite my nostalgic love for his movies, I think I just realized that John Hughes is actually a pretty terrible filmmaker.
I’m constantly amazed with how many people avidly look forward to my updates.
I’m constantly amazed with how many people avidly look forward to my updates. It’s humbling, really. Or possibly the opposite of humbling.
They say youth is wasted on the young, but I say experience and financial stability is wasted on the old.
They say youth is wasted on the young, but I say experience and financial stability is wasted on the old.
From now on, the memo line on all of my checks will say, “this note is illegal tender.
From now on, the memo line on all of my checks will say, “this note is illegal tender.”
Dessert-adjusted utility, not desert-adjusted utility.
Dessert-adjusted utility, not desert-adjusted utility. I think I’ve been living my life all wrong.
From everybody to grandmother inclusive is wearing this outfit.
From everybody to grandmother inclusive is wearing this outfit.
Dear basketball fans, I hereby register my favour for the team whose name I have conveniently displayed prominently on my chest.
Dear basketball fans, I hereby register my favour for the team whose name I have conveniently displayed prominently on my chest.
My life is so cyclical that this quote scares me: “That is the nature of tragedy – That it just keeps going on.
My life is so cyclical that this quote scares me: “That is the nature of tragedy – That it just keeps going on.” -David Simon
I’m rewriting my novel, what do you think?
“Little Mary walked to school one day. She stopped to pick up a pretty daisy for a moment, sniffed it, and continued skipping on her way. “La, la, laaa, la, la-la, la laaa!” She sang. There was a shadow ahead…
I have too many resolutions and not enough resolve.
I have too many resolutions and not enough resolve.
I don’t know why I’m surprised
The first answer is always ‘no.’
“What’s it like being bipolar?” “Oh, it has its ups and its downs.
“What’s it like being bipolar?” “Oh, it has its ups and its downs.”
I need to learn how to tell the difference between white people.
I need to learn how to tell the difference between white people.
I accidentally double-booked my time management class.
I accidentally double-booked my time management class.
I’m humming along to John Cage’s 4’33”
I’m humming along to John Cage’s 4’33”
I have a new Moleskine and yet I have nothing to say.
I have a new Moleskine and yet I have nothing to say. I was going to put mine on lifeonmoleskine.com before I realized I didn’t qualify.
2009
Happy New Year All! Write a novel Write another hundred or so microfictitious stories Ride my bike more often Keep a continuous log of the works you’re reading/have read. Move somewhere cheaper and closer OR get a roommate. Get all…